Tortuguero: Beyond Roads
Two of Cahuita’s most colourful characters are downtown on our last night in the village, firstly the “Latin Hendrix” who is again strumming his guitar and wisecracking in Luisa restaurant, seemingly amusing himself as much as anyone else, like all good performers. Our other new friend Boa, meanwhile, is in Coco’s Bar and has obviously had more than enough booze already, his normally darting eyes unfocussed and his walk decidedly unsteady.
We chat for a while, kind of, until a waiter tells Boa that it’s time for him to go home, and by his actions it’s clear that Boa is intending to ride his motor bike home despite being too drunk to walk.
“Boa”, I say, a while later, “you’re not seriously riding home?”.
“No” he says.
We are mightily relieved, until to our horror he finishes his sentence:
“No. I don’t need to drive, my Honda knows the way home”.
Oh My God, he means it. With some trepidation we text him the following day: he replies full of cheer. Welcome to Costa Rica, where drunk driving is the norm.
Our new base is the village of Tortuguero (literal translation: Turtle catcher) the first of three brief stops on the next stage of our Costa Rica tour. In truth our main reason for coming here is the unusual journey to get here in the first place, as there are no roads to Tortuguero and, apart from a small airstrip for light aircraft, the only way to get here is by water. This close-up map shows its unusual setting on a tiny strip of land between the Caribbean and the inland waterway:-
The journey matches our expectations, the first bit by road, then a three-and-a-half hour boat ride through a network of jungle rivers, lakes and lagoons, linked by man made canal channels just inside the coastline. Sometimes through narrow passages between draping palms, sometimes in wide waterways, our boat streaks through the water, slaloming around boughs of trees and floating logs.
Journey to Tortuguero Jungle river
At one point our “driver” slows down, spins the boat around to come alongside a huge crocodile sliding into the water. Along the way we spy many water birds and waders, and are amused by the fact that in this deepest jungle, directional signs and even gas stations exist to service the many boats using these stretches.
Crocodile in Rio Tortuguero
Tortuguero, within a stone’s throw of the Nicaragua border, is a real outpost. Originally a den for illegal loggers and illegal turtle fishermen, a complete about-turn has made it a destination for ecotourism and conservation where the turtle species in particular are given special protection. However in reality it is a rather strange mix now: the tiny village is a melange of hostels, lodges, cafes and souvenir stalls, and we’re not altogether convinced that sending throbbing bass rhythms out across the water will do nocturnal creatures much of a favour.
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The village seems to have as many weird artworks as it does buildings: odd statues, turtles carved from rock or wood, large pieces of rusting machinery, and, perhaps strangest of all, a myriad of recycled satellite dishes variously decorated, used for everything from shop signs and tour adverts to depictions of wildlife.
Tortuguero beach remains, despite the years of poaching, a major turtle nesting ground for four different species, although we’re not here in the nesting season and consequently don’t get to see the village’s major attraction. Protection and conservation of the turtles suffered a major setback, and tragedy, in 2013. A young local named Jairo Mora Sandoval, a staunch environmentalist and instigator of protective sanctuaries for turtles, was murdered by poachers one night whilst patrolling the turtle breeding ground on beaches just south of here. His influence hasn’t been forgotten; his legacy is the many reserves.
On our only full day in Tortuguero we cross the river on the “Pereferiqua” shuttle boat and climb to the top of Cerro Tortuguero, the highest point on the Caribbean coast, for an almost aerial view of the unusual land- and seascapes here. And unusual is the right word as we look out across the network of waterways, the thin fingers of land, and the rolling waves of the Caribbean.
Tortuguero village fronts on to the river rather than the sea despite the extensive strand of dark coloured sand and the picture perfect rolling surf of the Caribbean – in part no doubt because the sea is unforgiving here with its potentially deadly mix of rip currents, sharks and barracuda. Plus, sit at the riverside restaurants and you bask in balmy heat, sit on the beach and you face the fresher sea breeze. There is something about the Tortuguero area which feels more like Asia than the Americas, this remote outpost village reminding us very much of northern Malaysia.
Coco Loco is the appropriate name for a gorgeous cocktail invented at Cafe Bambu here, where the rum and local spirit Flor Caña are poured with orange juice and crushed ice into a freshly opened coconut still full of the coconut milk – and then you drink the delicious mix straight from the fruit. It’s almost as delicious as the rich and spicy Caribbean meal at the amusingly named El Patio which completes our time here: we’re ending our 9-day Caribbean culinary adventure on a high.
We leave this coast having witnessed rain only during night hours, pretty incredible given the significant annual rainfall here: Tortuguero is actually within Costa Rica’s wettest region. Caribbean vibe has been great, Caribbean food an absolute revelation. And so on to the next experience…
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20 Comments
Annie Berger
Wow, do I admire your adventurous spirits discovering places so far off the beaten track and then staying there for just one night. I think after that journey Steven and I would have wanted to relax for a couple of days!
Glad no harm came to Boa or anyone else after his drunken drive home!
Phil & Michaela
Thank you Annie – we kind of like to try and mix it up with longer stays and short ones – that was the first of four short ones in a row (maximum three nights).
Toonsarah
I’m continuing to enjoy your Costa Rica adventures while dreaming of our own impending (shorter) trip. We’ve decided to skip Tortuguero as we can’t do everything and it doesn’t seem the best season for it, but that journey does sound amazing! Hopefully we’ll get some time on the rivers elsewhere 🙂 I’m looking forward to seeing where you go next!
Phil & Michaela
I’m certain you will have a fab time here. Don’t forget to ask us any questions if you have things on your mind before you head out here (hopefully you saw our note the other day about paying in cash etc)
Andrew Petcher
What a great day, so glad that I was able to join you.
Monkey's Tale
What a great little spot. After all that travel though I can’t beleive you only stayed one night!
Phil & Michaela
Well, two nights – one full day. Great journey though, and yes a great little spot
grandmisadventures
Fascinating read on this corner of Costa Rica and the ecotourism there. I really love the street signs for boats! Great read all around 🙂
Phil & Michaela
Thank you so much – yes we liked those too!
rkrontheroad
Many years ago when I lived in Guatemala, I did a couple of trips to Costa Rica. I didn’t get to Tortuguero, although I believe we weren’t far from there. The same look and vibe. Thanks for taking me back there.
Phil & Michaela
You are very welcome!
giacomoasinello
Very interesting! Drink driving seems to be the norm in many countries. I remember when we were on safari in Tanzania and our driver/guide was visibly three sheets to the wind and the whole jeep stank of booze! Fortunately he managed to complete the tour without crashing into a herd of elephants.
Alison
What I would really like to know how does Michaela always look so glamourous after all the arduous and scary journies you are making!
Phil & Michaela
By being very selective about which photos make it into the public domain!
Alison
Haha or maybe she does always look good
Phil & Michaela
Oh yes of course, it could be that, too!!!
Lookoom
I read your articles with great interest, this is a part of Costa Rica that I do not know. I am glad to see how its particularities make for such an authentic and rewarding visit. Thank you for this curious and open minded approach.
Phil & Michaela
Thank you for those comments. It’s certainly been very interesting to see different parts of this special country
Gaurav Nair
Tortuguero looks incredible! This seems like an ideal place to go off the grid and enjoy life as it should be…carefree and surrounded by wilderness, vibrant vibes and wonderful friends. Thank you for sharing this experience!
Phil & Michaela
Yes it was a good place to visit – thank you so much for taking the time to comment